We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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