Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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