Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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