Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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