I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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