before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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