You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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