Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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