So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
