yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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