Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
only you would photoshop your dick
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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