party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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