we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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