Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
They took my balls.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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