Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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