The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
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how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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