oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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