It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
it glows. i had to have it.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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