he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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