There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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