I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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