i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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