Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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