the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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