great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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