My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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