So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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