I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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