I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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