One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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