I saw his package. It spoke to me.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need Xanax blowdarts
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Randomize