I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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