Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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