I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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