im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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