We should be called the Road Head Warriors
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
he fucked my hip out of place.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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