what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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