Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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