That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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