he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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