there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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