its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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