32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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