Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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