I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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