I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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