They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
What a dumb baby whore.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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