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What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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