Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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