i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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