Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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