let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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