I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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